tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1833980683205764255.post8090444380792469222..comments2023-11-02T00:39:39.422-07:00Comments on Down and Dirty Reviews - Entertainment Reviews from a Student of Story: This is What is Wrong With Hollywood: The Final Book Split Conspiracy and Market FloodingUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1833980683205764255.post-31043556516195146412014-12-07T22:34:14.615-08:002014-12-07T22:34:14.615-08:00lol Why thank you Mr. Oakley...or should I say, Ho...lol Why thank you Mr. Oakley...or should I say, Hollywood Oak? I read the first book of the Lord of the Rings and after trudging through it I thought "Screw this story" and vowed never to read the other two books. Because the first book was SO long and SO boring and SO OMG, WTF Boromir I seriously hope you get shot by an arrow, drowned in the river and eaten by a spider only for your boney carcass to be shat on by some ravens, that I just didn't have the enthusiasm to read any other part of that series. Yeah...screw the Lord of the Rings. It wasn't for me. Classic High Fantasy sure...but we have way better authors now. The only cool thing about it was that man was a shot hot world builder. I admire that.T-REX ESCAPES!https://www.blogger.com/profile/03857354815877400445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1833980683205764255.post-77166375270970076162014-12-03T03:16:01.747-08:002014-12-03T03:16:01.747-08:00Like you, I plan on seeing the new Hobbit movie, b...Like you, I plan on seeing the new Hobbit movie, because I enjoyed the previous two. And, I don't know if it's just me, but I remember watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy when it first came out, and it kind of bored me (with the exception of Gollum, for he is awesome). Also, I now know what Akimba and the Magic Cow is. Lol.<br />Yeah, Hollywood needs to stop with this split-movie fad that has existed since Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows. It's like, "Don't worry: if you make a good movie 3 or 4 hours long, people will still throw money at it." <br />To answer your other question: yes, the heavens sing when you take your glasses off. ;)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10005468129501541801noreply@blogger.com